Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
June 2013
44 posts
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
“What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
—Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via metalburger)
Fucking Relax, Weather Dot Com
The following is a series of actual Weather.com headlines collected over the past three weeks. You guys – I’m a little worried about Weather.com:
“What’s the moon hiding?” I don’t trust that shady mother fucker.
EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACONwho the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
